If I Was High

If I was high

and every time I got

high

and I felt really

good

only to end up at the vet

I think I would be

kinda bummed about that.

Like if I was high

and every time I

got high

what was supposed to

feel good

ended up being

a subcutaneous stab

or a needle piercing through my

abdomen

or a bad jab

jab

squeeze and jab.

for a blood draw

and I was bribed with

loves

and coos

and Churus

and Greenies

but mostly Churus

I probably

would grow up totally

Clockwork Orange

or absolutely

disappointed.